PayDay

Kelsey: We get so much deducted
Jon: Its that damn government, you should probably write them a letter
Kelsey: I will! Im tired of paying for the natives

Party Time

Weed

I dont even smoke weed anymore...........I just snort cocaine every once in a while

Brownies

JC: Gerry did you make hamburgers?
Gerry: Yes, and veggie salad, and brownies
Kelsey: YOU MADE WEED BROWNIES!
Gerry: no
Kelsey: Ok...........good

Proof Squirrels Exist

Proof to kelsey that squirrels exist

Squirrels

Squirrels do not exist, I have never seen a squirrel there is no such thing as squirrels

Tim Hortons

I went to Tim Hortons this morning and this guy waited to open the door to me, he opened the door for me and said "here you go sweetie" and all i wanted to say was fuck you